Rebecca's Guide to Not Dating

(Rebecca is, in a few words, a cynical bitch. She does not like people and thus has a bad dating history. Here's some of her -and secretly some of mine- views on romance.)

Reasons NOT to date:

1. It's too much work. Trying to keep in contact constantly and effectually is annoying as Hell, and most of the time, it's not even worth it.
2. It's annoying. Some people just don't take hints and it will drive you crazy because they obviously aren't looking hard enough to understand what you're saying.
3. It's boring, after awhile. Sure, Prince Charming may be polite and chivilrous, but an awful kisser and frustrating. And when he doesn't believe in varity once in awhile, it just sucks. And not in a good way.
4. Boys are dumb and girls are complicated. This one is pretty self-explanitory.
5. The ensuing guilt after a break-up. After you break up with someone on perfectly reasonable grounds, any connections you made with their friends, family, and other connections just die. Or try to kill you. Point is, it's not good.

 If you do end up in a relationship (poor soul), you can always break it off. While some like to do it civililly, it's much more amusing to picture break-up reactions to less conventional methods, such as...

• Text them while you are sitting next to them.
• Put a sticky note on the fridge and walk out.
• Change your online relationship status to "single."
• Have a friend (or new partner) do it for you.
• Right after sex.

That's all I've got for now. Later.

-Rebecca

Aujuan - First Time

(Aujuan is one of my OCs. Hailing from Spain, he was bitten and turned into a werewolf at age 13, at which time his family disowned him and left him for dead. Upset, he made his way into France where he met with his employer-to-be, Jacob. Even after a hundred years, he's still quite upset about it [he ages 1 year for every 7 years that pass - reverse dog years, if you will]. Currently, he lives in France with his boyfriend Matt.)

Hello, everyone. This is my first time blogging, so I'm not real sure what to do. Rant, I guess? I don't know...

Um, I'm having some problems at home. My boyfriend is kinda messed up in the head (love him to death, but he is), and lately it's been getting worse. He's been extra jumpy and he hasn't been talking with me much. It worries me. I wish there was something I could do to help him, but...

Anyway...since Rily's been working on my backstory, I'm a bit down...I really didn't want to be a werewolf, but I guess fate had other plans. I miss my big brother; he meant the world to me, but as soon as I turned, he nearly murdered me. *sigh*

I'm usually not this down! I guess it's just an off week...

"Yo no creo en los accidentes. Sólo hay encuentros en la historia. No hay accidentes ". ~ Pablo Picasso

“I don't believe in accidents. There are only encounters in history. There are no accidents.”